Changing Times at The CBA Press

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Spooky Stories By the Students

How to Dispose of an Old Rug

"I finally found what I was looking for, a patch of dirt about 36 inches wide and 8 feet long. I began digging there until I was, give or take 6 feet deep or at least till i hit something hard like I don't know a coffin shaped rock. I then went back to my car to fetch my… “Rug.” It was hard to lug that thing back to my hole, the rug weighed about the same as a piece of human garbage. I laid the rug down next to the gra- I mean... hole and kicked it in. I then pushed the dirt back in the hole and wandered through the graveyard back to my car. Oh man if Steve isn't at work tomorrow he won't get his promotion, to bad he's buried under the responsibility of having a family. He didn’t really have a chance at the promotion Because I... bludgeoned him with my hard work and... rolled him up in a carpet... knitted with my hard work. Man really sorry Steve, will you forgive me… HA JUST KIDDING ha ha you're dead and I'm not la la look whose better than you doot da doop. now I can drive into the sunset… or rise really. Ha ha..suck it Steve." Chase Pelletier 10th Grade

Comic of the Week

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